So, this is a silly little thing that I wrote a while back. It's definitely something of a niche piece, but I'm still rather pleased with it. The only place I can think would ever be interested in it would be something like McSweeny's, but sadly they turned it down. So, why not publish it on the blarg?
Anyway, it won't make much sense if you've never read "The Love Song For J. Alfred Prufrock," by T.S. Eliot, so go take a look at that, then come back here, won't you?